okay but please consider the following:
natalie dormer as wolverine.
natalie dormer in an oversized leather jacket with smudged cat-eye liner and twigs in her hair and claws at her hands. natalie dormer!wolverine making a joke about “and they say queer women don’t have long fingernails” when she pops her claws.
natalie dormer fighting dirty. natalie dormer tossing back shots in some grimy bar and starting a fight because some guy looked at a girl funny, and hell, can’t you see she just wants to dance? natalie dormer rescuing confused mutant anna paquin and being rescued by tinier but less confused mutant whoever plays Jublilee.
Natalie Dormer spitting out a bullet and wiping the blood off her face. She’s down but not out.
Natalie Dormer rescuing tied-up women, slinging them over her shoulder, and walking away from a building as it explodes behind her. Cool girls don’t look at explosions. She smells like leather and jasmine and animal musk.